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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 3 days ago

Catception

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Catception

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ickplant@lemmy.world to cats@lemmy.world · 3 days ago
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  • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    They’re definitely littermates that stuck together

  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Story time!

    I had a grey tabby named Lucy. She was a wiz at sneaking out, and I would frequently get calls from neighbors and friends telling me she’d been spotted, and to come get her from under their house or out of their doghouse or whatever.

    Got a call one day, “hey, man, Lucy’s over here, I tried to get her for you, but she’s acting all mean”

    I went and got her, and sure as shit, she’s being just hateful. She’s normally sweet, but it’s super hot outside, and the yard she was in had a dog and it might have freaked her out. So I take her home, and she hides. Over the next three days whenever she comes out of hiding she alternates between being my sweet little baby Lucy, to being the spawn of an ancient demon bent on the destruction of mankind (and their upholstery). Hissing, scratching, biting… Just weird and crazy.

    After about 3 days, I’m sitting in my mom’s room and she’s laying there in my lap, being so sweet. I’m telling my mom I think we need to take her to the vet because of the mood swings. We’re actively calling to make the appointment for her when Lucy walks into the room and starts trying to shred the blankets.

    Lucy walked into the room.

    Lucy was laying in my lap.

    What the actual fuck.

    I had straight up kidnapped someone’s cat.

  • FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world
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    One of mine has eye makeup but she hides in the shadows no problem

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    • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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      10/10 loaf, would bake again

      • MehBlah@lemmy.world
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        He is ticked at me for being on the computer rather than petting him.

        • FooBarrington@lemmy.world
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          Understandable. How dare you!

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    I’ve got a couple grey goobers

    • TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works
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      omg it’s literally the “just the two of us” cats

      • ramenshaman@lemmy.world
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        Aw 😻 my kitties were a little more long and slender when they were babies

      • Siegfried@lemmy.world
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        Just looking at them and you already know they are planning something criminal. It sickness me.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    It chose to live all its lives simultaneously.

  • zombie bubble kitty@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    there used to be more, but i took one home with me. sorry OOP.

    • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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      Such a handsome lil man so cute

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    When you accidentally insert cat.exe into the startup batch file and every morning a new one emerges…

  • Boddhisatva@lemmy.world
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    There are FIVE lights CATS!

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    • virku@lemmy.world
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      At least four includes five.

    • M137@lemmy.world
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      Pretty sure the “at least 4 separate” are carefully chosen words, and it only makes it funnier.

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    So, if Catception is supposed to be a joining of Inception and Cat, wouldn’t that, instead, require a cat inside another cat inside of another cat, and etc? I don’t see cats inside other cats, here!

    Retreats into HKEY_CURRENT_USER
    
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    Those are such sweet cats, I got one of those boys and he’s my little buddy.

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      Me too! Mine’s a lil monster though.

      • GingaNinga@lemmy.world
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        ahhh what a cutie patootie!!

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    I’d take it as a compliment that they chose your porch

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      Or an omen…

      • DrSoap@lemmy.world
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        Grey cat omen… You’re going to have a boring day

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          Or you will be thoroughly meowed at for snacks.

      • prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Only if you live in a horror novel. I can’t imagine how scary life would be if I actually believed omens were real.

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    This is getting out of hand. Now there are two five of them!

    • LousyCornMuffins@lemmy.world
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      seriously. that’s almost too many to pet at once

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    god I just want to sit in the middle of that crowd of cats and make kissy noises at them and have them occasionally acknowledge me and accept skritchies

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    That’s specist! /s

    Every time I see an orange cat about the same weight as my old orange can it triggers a subconscious why do they have a picture of my cat reflex for a microsecond.

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      Gotta protect the babies online footprint.

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