out behind the woodshed:

catspeak: Look man, I’m tellin’ ya, it’ll work. Just go in the door and annoy them till they feed you. I’ll go in 2 hours later and pretend it never happened.

That’s specist! /s

Every time I see an orange cat about the same weight as my old orange can it triggers a subconscious why do they have a picture of my cat reflex for a microsecond.