That’s alright. When they’ve got a generation of people who can’t even hold a conversation without it, let alone do a job, that price increase will drop that energy use pretty rapidly.

Dear Microsoft.

Your operating system only exists because I have a need to click and type into business things in a quiet office.

Please stop fucking this up.

I don’t think I will. In fact, I think I’ll download more.

Yeah, but I might need to break into it to access it, e.g. if hardware dies, or Windows has a fit and breaks something.

Fuck it, I’ll chip in a couple of billion too.

Someone somewhere just popped her on a list for Project 2026.

If you don’t enable SecureBoot then you can’t install Win 11.

As a bonus, you won’t be able to install the latest Call of Duty or Battlefield titles either.

If you don’t switch on SecureBoot, that can still be the truth.

Firefox on Android has it.

But if you’re on iOS you’d better speak to Tim Apple about it, assuming he’s finished noshing off Trump.

It’s another move to protect against AI scraping that isn’t paying them for access.

Released? Yes.

Closed down again? Also yes.