The unsolicited offer is higher than Perplexity’s valuation.
Il offer 35 billion considering the entire economy at this point is made up inflated bullshit.
Fuck it, I’ll chip in a couple of billion too.
I offer $1000. That is probably higher than my evaluation. I would remove manifest V3 immediately.
We can buy anything with any amount of money.
Startups in 2025.
I will never cease to be amazed at how ungodly much cash startups often have.
VC funding, baybeeeee
Well this is somehow much, much worse than Google
For those who missed it, perplexity is the one happily powering truth social’s AI search with their logo front and centre
Remember your browser choices aren’t that of everyone you know. Many of them will happily continue with Chrome and may end up looking at a profile of yours or something—just not using it is really not gonna cut it
Good thing I haven’t used Chrome in so long.
Ai needs data, you’re going to see more of this happening.
AI needs customers. Chrome would become bloated with premium services
Hmm I wonder how they intend to get 34 billion back from their investment?
You kidding? Google Chrome has the biggest market share. It’s the window to the internet for many. Control that and you practically control the internet as a platform.
I see you’re really enjoying those BIG BLACK DICK videos on GAY PORNHUB. Would you be interested in preventing me from sharing this knowledge? I only ask for 0.01BTC in payment to not inform everyone in your social circle of your PECULIAR TASTES IN PORNOGRAPHY. --perplexity
Getting back? What is this, the purchase of a textile factory in 1900? All we trade these days is hype. I’ve transformed my mind into a fabulous factory for hype. I share my late-night infomercials with hollow dreams and empty glitz. Every morning, I wake up to a profit projection I crafted ages ago that concludes only one thing: I’m eternally destined to chase empty promises. My dazzling ambitions, my relentless optimism, my stubborn refusal to balk at the absurd—these have launched me on a glorious carousel where logic never intervenes.
I imagined changing the world without thinking about the real cost, and by the time I noticed, I had run out of backup plans. What am I offering? I’m stuck using the same old tricks to make empty promises seem exciting. I give up my integrity to sell dreams for someone else’s imaginary future. I work tirelessly for a bright tomorrow that I know we’ll never get to see. The drive that started all this will never get applause or a spotlight. So what do I give up? Everything!
spoiler
Capitalist spin on Luthen’s monologue
Pumping that bubble some more.
It’s bizarre to see how many people and companies don’t see a bubble, it seems so clear to me that yeah, machine learning will continue, but this current iteration isn’t something that people respond well to
C levels want to ride the bubble and have their golden parachutes ready for when it pops. Then they can use their ‘experience’ as an excuse to have their connections prop them up again to ride the next bubble!
they know they can fork it and compile their own build for free right?
But they wouldn’t have the user base, and therefore their data.
It would buying the name and user base and they already have a fork called Comet
I was being facetious
my bad, kinda hard to get it through a text comment.
Don’t feel bad. It looks to me like they made what they thought would be a clever comment but it turned out to be uninformed, and now they are saying “I was just joking.”
I wasn’t trying to make them feel bad, I thought the absurdity was clear. I will mark it the an /s next time
with what money
Wouldn’t people just leave? I feel like that’s such an easy thing to do these days. If they are too old, they probably weren’t using Chrome anyway and default to edge since its just there. I know not everyone would, but I wonder what the percentage would be in the end. They have been killing it themselves lately with the removal of the blockers. I’ve been on Firefox for over a decade now. If Firefox did something like this, I would be gone in a day.
Never underestimate people’s stubbornness to stick with enshittified platforms.
Good play to suck up data. I wonder if OpenAI, Palantir and others will bid too. Might be brilliant for Nvidia.
Palantir buying Chrome would be so cyberpunk it hurts.
