Yeah I’ve let myself down here. Had a good streak going but I’ll let someone else take the wheel for a while.

Fake: There are no girls on the internet

Gay: OP was flirting with a man

online

There’s your problem

yes

“You were always nice to me. Don’t come to space school tomorrow.”

Fake: Anon has an idyllic homelife

Gay: Anon is emotionally well-adjusted

Fake: Anon is employed

Gay: Anon gets fucked by his employer