Especially after that island was invaded dozens of times since it’s a great strategic location. Grandpa was very dumb.

Haha, you too?

Peak “fuck you, got mine”. Same with my grandparents, they were anti-immigrant immigrants. Grandpa was also notoriously racist. I laughed so hard when some genome sequencing revealed a ton of sub-Saharan genes in that side of the family. My dad was about 25% African and Grandpa was hella dark. Now how could that be…?

A cardboard box can qualify as a nursing home as long as it’s staffed by enough care roaches.