I saw a perfect stranger having a lengthy conversation with my cat the other day. Though, the stranger spoke English: things like, “Stop yelling at me!” Which was appropriate.

Today I was floating down a river and there was a duck that landed in the water and the duck quacked and I quacked back and the duck quacked in response.

So basically you can assume that I am a Disney princess.

I can ask mine to speak and he’ll respond. Unfortunately if he’s in a mood and I ask him to be quiet he often won’t listen.

one of my greatest moments was convincing a litter of kittens that I had milk by perfectly emulating their mother’s call, much to the annoyance of the mother

I don’t know who this guy is, but I’ve seen a couple of his tweets recently and the man speaks the true true

Daily conversation with my tom:

Nyeh!

Nyeh!

Nyeh nyeh!

Nyeh!

“He who fights with monsters should look to it that he himself does not become a monster. And when you stare into the abyss the abyss stares back at you.”

Friedrich Nietzsche

“what the fuck did you just say to me you little bitch!?” –the cat, probably