balderdash@lemmy.zip to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agoAnon is Banishedlemmy.zipimagemessage-square73linkfedilinkarrow-up1409arrow-down110
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minus-squarehalvar@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up59·4 days agofake: no it isn’t, i’m the evil wizard and this has definitely happened, i’m just not sure which one of the 17 guys that regularly show up this is gay: I’m quite certain they all have feelings for me
minus-squareHonytawk@feddit.nllinkfedilinkarrow-up10·3 days agoWhy do you call yourself evil? Aren’t you just misunderstood?
minus-squarehalvar@lemy.lollinkfedilinkarrow-up13·3 days agoKids these days don’t understand the joy of being the evil wizard and knowing it.
minus-squareanswersplease77@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up5·3 days agowhat did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
minus-squaretetris11@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·3 days ago*grabs a pair of basketballs and holds them over crotch* “Ooh looketmeee I’m haalvaaar…!”
minus-square🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·3 days agoEveryone else just misunderstands that evil isn’t bad, it’s just “live” spelled backwards.
minus-squareWorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todaylinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 days agoI always knew life was evil. That’s why youvshould be an eilfilist
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·3 days agofake: excuse me I’m schmevil at worst and oh you’re describing yourself gay: okay got us there
fake: no it isn’t, i’m the evil wizard and this has definitely happened, i’m just not sure which one of the 17 guys that regularly show up this is
gay: I’m quite certain they all have feelings for me
Why do you call yourself evil?
Aren’t you just misunderstood?
Kids these days don’t understand the joy of being the evil wizard and knowing it.
what did this guy do to get banished to the desert the first time?
He impersonated me on the internet
*grabs a pair of basketballs and holds them over crotch*
“Ooh looketmeee I’m haalvaaar…!”
off to the desert you go
Everyone else just misunderstands that evil isn’t bad, it’s just “live” spelled backwards.
I always knew life was evil. That’s why youvshould be an eilfilist
fake: excuse me I’m schmevil at worst and oh you’re describing yourself
gay: okay got us there